Tall Tales with Short Cocks: A Bizarro Press Anthology (Volume 1)

Tall Tales With Short Cocks - Jon Konrath, Robin Wyatt Dunn, John McNee, Arthur  Graham, Adam Millard, Nathan J.D.L. Rowark, Wol-vriey, Dominic O'Reilly, Gabino Iglesias Tired of being fat?
Have some cheese to go.
Cyclops giving me the evil-eye,
with a toaster by his side.
We can live or we can die.
I decide to jump in my ride.
Wanna have a show on TV?
It better not blow.
Make sure it's a winner,
Or you'll be the twin's dinner.
In case you're feeling nutty
I can send in the squirrels.
Take refuge in a house with a woman with scales.
You'll find all these things in a tale of Short Cocks.
Some tales are alright and some of them rock.

by Nikki


A solid three star read with some really weird and crazy stories.

5 Stars- In the Flesh by John McNee- A motel of flesh. Wish there was more.

3 1/2 Stars- Help! My Ass has Rabies! by Adam Millard- Totally crazy!

2 Stars- Zeitgeist- Pitching an idea to the execs.

1 1/2 Stars- The Zombies of Kilimanjaro- Boring zombie tale

2 Stars- I Am a Whale- Um? Okay. This whale has a big ego.

3 Stars- Yappy Happy Squirrel- A good read.

3 Stars- Mouse Trap- A weird tale of a fat woman and cheese.

4 Stars- Regressive by Nathan Rowark- I enjoyed this tale of a miracle pill with no-so-good side effects.

4 Stars- The Night of the Walrus by Gabino Iglesias- Cockroaches and Two-Slice! Ha-Ha!